Comments on: Calm Gravity Inversion Table

By: Ron Rieger

Ron Rieger — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Calm does the job…
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
Great inversion table for the price. Easy to assemble and probably works as well as the more expensive ones.

By: A. Beeson

A. Beeson — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000

great inversion table; kiss those pert breasts goodbye.
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
This inversion table is great at what it does: it stretches your back and gives you reverse-boob-sag. If you don’t care that gravity’s malicious intent will be born out all the sooner and in yet more dimension on your precious breasts thanks to this contraption then be my guest, sag away. If, on the other hand, you love your breasts and America and resent spurious advertising regarding helping ‘your body recover from the everyday effects of stress, gravity, and compression’ this is likely not the thing for you. It strikes me, gentle reader, that is seems questionable at best to make such bold claims, when in fact all the calm gravity inversion table ™ does is apply those selfsame effects to your gonzagas in new directions, thereby broading the horizons of your current experience with saggage. Conversely, if you like double-stretched mammaries and the idea of aging beyond your years, this item is just the ticket for you!

By: O. David Derossett

O. David Derossett — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Couldn’t be better for the price:
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
At the suggestion on my spinal orthopedist, I sought out different brands and models of inversion tables. I tried out one at a local sports store costing $399. It was well-made, but far out of my budget’s range. I then explored the tables available through Amazon. The reviews on the Calm looked unbelievable for the price. I made my order and surprisingly it was at the front door on Tuesday morning following ordering late Saturday. It was easy to assemble and set-up, and the quality of every piece is outstanding. I have been experiencing considerable pain and am still facing spinal surgery tomorrow. However, my Calm table alleviated MUCH pain over the last four weeks, and it will definitely be a great part of my after-surgery re-hab and on-going exercise program. I recommend it without reservation and regardless of price.

By: Stephen A. Akard

Stephen A. Akard — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Calm Inversion Table
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
So far so good, it was very easy to put together. I am 6'00" 215 pounds and it is stable and steady. Not being an expert at this kind of equipment I wonder what the expensive inversion tables do that this one doesn't.

I would recommend it to anyone. It was delivered very quickly.

By: Walkin Trash

Walkin Trash — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000

love it accept for one thing
Rating:4 out of 5 stars
Great value for the price….. very comfortable and easy to use. The one thing I find which causes some discomfort is the foot cushioning mechanism. Being that you are actually hanging by your feet in full vertical, I feel the cushioning should have been designed in such a way in order to prevent any possibility of pain….. I do experience pain in the back of my ankles once hanging for over a minute, or after doing crunches. I’m 5’5″ tall and weight 112 lbs., so it is not due to excessive weight. Otherwise the product is a great deal.